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1. 00:44

   Stan's Speech

   Season 9: Die Hippie, Die

   Stan addresses the hippies.

   Tags: Stan, Hippies, Corporations, speech, Concert, High, Music Festival

2. 01:28

   Butters' Speech

   Season 11: Cartman Sucks

   Butters gives a speech and convinces Bradley not to jump.

   Tags: Butters, Mr. Stotch, camp, Gay, Bi-Curious, Butters' Dad

3. 01:09

   Butter's Heartfelt Speech

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode I

   Butters tries to stop the terrorist with a passionate speech.

   Tags: Butters, terrorists, imaginationland, Rockety Rocket, the barrier, Mayor of Imagination land, Al Qaeda

4. 02:28

   Acceptance Speech

   Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

   Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.

   Tags: Museum of Tolerance, Courageous Teacher Award, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Garrison, Mr. Slave, principal victoria, Lemmiwinks, Frog Prince, Gyroscope, Star Trek

5. 01:09

   Get Aides, Lose Weight

   Season 6: Jared Has Aides

   Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.

   Tags: Jared, subway, speech, Aides, Confession, Disclaimer, Shock, AIDS, misunderstanding

6. 01:26

   Gnomes Know Business

   Season 2: Gnomes

   The boys see the gnomes.

   Tags: Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Tweek, underpants gnomes, speech, Bad gnome, pussy gnome, smoking gnome

7. 01:08

   Aides For Everyone

   Season 6: Jared Has Aides

   Jared launches the Aides for Everyone Foundation.

   Tags: Jared, City Hall, Aides, AIDS, the mayor, Chef, Underprivileged, speech, Foundation, misunderstanding

8. 02:09

   Harbucks Wins

   Season 2: Gnomes

   Harbucks wins on Prop. 10.

   Tags: Toto, the mayor, Prop 10, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, speech, Mrs. Tweek, Mr. Tweek, John Postem, Corporate powerhouse, Harbucks, Rob Reiner

9. 01:36

   Rightful Persecution

   Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

   A touching speech by a pedophile.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, NAMBLA, FBI, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad, Pedophiles

10. 1:17

    Take Away Thy Broncos Cap

    Season 13: Margaritaville

    Randy's speeches about the economy and personal responsibility are gaining support.

    Tags: economy, Randy, Sheets, llama, Butters, Butters' Mom, Butters' Dad, Broncos, Sheila, Gerald, squirrel

11. 02:23

    I AM NEVER SUCKING YOUR BALLS!

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Kyle gives a speech and Al Gore messes it up.

    Tags: Cartman, Washington, Pentagon, CIA, Project Imagination Doorway, Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Real, General, Kyle, Al Gore, Nuke, Missile, Manbearpig, Balls, Suck My Balls

12. 01:32

    Heaven on Earth

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.

    Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Military, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Candy, General, Alan Jackson, Bomb

13. 01:10

    Braveheart

    Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

    Chef leads the battle against the turkeys.

    Tags: the mayor, evil turkeys, Chef, motivational speech, Stan, Kyle, turkey speech, horse, warrior, braveheart

14. 02:14

    Gingervitus

    Season 9: Ginger Kids

    Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.

    Tags: Gingers, Gingervitus, Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, token, Daywalkers, red hair, vampires, Carrot Top

15. 0:30

    The Promise of Future Revenue

    Season 12: Canada on Strike

    Kyle learns a valuable lesson and shares his insights on the Internet.

    Tags: Internet, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Butters, money, theoretical money

16. 01:38

    Destroy the Hybrids

    Season 10: Smug Alert

    The people of South Park blame Stan for their impending demise.

    Tags: randy marsh, Mrs. Stotch, Mr. Stotch, Environment, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Stan, hybrids, George Clooney

17. 01:42

    The Game is On

    Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

    Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Live Television, Tourette's Syndrome, scotch, Emmy, Jews, Wet Bed

18. 01:26

    Butt Buddies

    Season 9: Follow That Egg

    The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.

    Tags: News, Gay Rights, News 4, Dikes, Butt Buddies, Governor

19. 01:06

    For the Confederacy

    Season 3: The Red Badge of Gayness

    The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.

    Tags: Ned, Cartman, Garrison, Jimbo, Jagerminz, History

20. 00:29

    Toto

    Season 2: Gnomes

    The mayor makes plans for voting day.

    Tags: the mayor, mayor's goon, Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek