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1. 01:18

   Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue

   Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

   Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.

   Tags: Butters, Professor Chaos, Dougie, statue, Cut Off Head, News, Newscaster, The Simpsons, Bart Simpson, Tom

2. 00:59

   Anal Miracle

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.

   Tags: reporter, News 4, Virgin Mary, Cardinal Mallory, Vatican, Miracle, Bleeding, Ass, priest, statue

3. 01:04

   Kenny Lives (and Dies)

   Season 1: Pinkeye

   The boys say goodbye to Kenny.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Stan, cemetery, Kenny, Zombie Kenny, plane crash, statue, Killed Kenny, Halloween

4. 01:44

   Randy is Cured

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy is cured by the Virgin Mary statue.

   Tags: randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Stan, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Praise Jesus, kidney disease, alcoholic, Virgin Mary, Blind Guy, Officer, Bleeding

5. 00:47

   Divine Ass Blood

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.

   Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad

6. 01:10

   Ming-Lee

   Season 2: Cow Days

   Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.

   Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, dr. doctor, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Uncle jimbo, Ming-lee, head trauma, sacred cow, tourist, arrested

7. 01:30

   Anal Bleeding

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.

   Tags: News 4, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Father Harold Barnes, Virgin Mar, Ass, anus, Bleeding

8. 01:34

   Emancipating Lincoln

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   David Blaine animates the statue of Abraham Lincoln, which begins destroying Washington, D.C.

   Tags: David Blaine, Jesus, Super Best Friends, Religion, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Abraham Lincoln, Cartman

9. 00:48

   The Stations of Randy

   Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

   The town of South Park is angry at Randy.

   Tags: the mayor, Randy, Kyle, Stan, Garrison, City Hall, Angry Mob

10. 01:25

    Everybody Farts

    Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

    Randy Marsh Day is declared.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, farts, Cartman's Mom, the mayor, Randy, Cartman, Officer Barbrady, Pull mud

11. 00:54

    Lesbians At City Hall

    Season 11: D-Yikes!

    The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.

    Tags: Garrison, City Hall, the mayor, mayor's goon 1, mayor's goon 2

12. 01:09

    Who's More Hardcore?

    Season 10: Cartoon Wars Part II

    Bart Simpson leaves Cartman in charge.

    Tags: Cartman, The Simpsons, Religion, Terrorism, Bart Simpson, Family Guy, Muhammad, Fox

13. 02:08

    Heaven Vs. Hell

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Kenny saves the universe from Satan.

    Tags: Kenny, Satan, Sony PSP, Heaven, Hell, Keanu Reeves, Lord of the Rings, Epic Battle, video game, Emmy, Terri Schiavo, Golf Clap

14. 02:45

    Powerless

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.

    Tags:

15. 01:23

    Cow Cult

    Season 2: Cow Days

    Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Me love you long time, sucky sucky, full metal jacket, cow memorial, cow statue, cow cult

16. 02:11

    False Idols

    Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

    The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Butters, Timmy, Chef, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Cartman's Mom, Religion