South Park

Jesus, Help Us

Season 1 E 10 • 02/04/1998

The boys seek help from Jesus.

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01:33

Dance Damn You!
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
12/17/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
12/17/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
00:55

Offensively Non-Offensive
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The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
12/17/1997
01:15

Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
South ParkS1 E9

Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
12/17/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
South ParkS1 E9

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
02:48

Fa La La Your La
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South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
12/17/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
12/17/1997
00:44

Mr. Hankey Construction Set
South ParkS1 E9

A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
12/17/1997
00:38

Jesus, Help Us
South ParkS1 E10

Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
02/04/1998
02:43

We're All Special
South ParkS1 E10

Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
02/04/1998
02:59

The Devil Dive
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Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
02/04/1998
01:58

The Weigh In
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The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
02/04/1998
02:21

Son of Satan
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The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
02/04/1998
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
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Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
02/04/1998
00:36

Who Will Win Our Souls
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The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
02/04/1998
00:40

Be Passive
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Counselor Mackey advises Damien that perhaps burning and killing the children isn't the best way to make friends.
02/04/1998
00:45

New Fart Boy
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Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
02/04/1998
01:24

Forsaken and Trainin'
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With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
02/04/1998
00:54

Training Day
South ParkS1 E10

Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
02/04/1998