South Park

Girls Don't Have Balls

Season 11 E 14 • 11/14/2007

The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.

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01:29

They've Arrived
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle go to a lavish party at their producer's mansion. They feel special being around all the local celebrities, including Jay Cutler, who sucks.
11/07/2007
01:17

Breaking Up the Band
South ParkS11 E13

Mr. Kincade sends Kyle away after practice so he can talk to Stan about getting a better Guitar Hero partner.
11/07/2007
01:27

Just About Points
South ParkS11 E13

After being sick for a few days, Kyle shows up to play Guitar Hero. Kyle is crushed to find Stan has replaced him with Thad.
11/07/2007
02:40

Grumpy-Grouchy
South ParkS11 E13

Stan gets turned on to Heroin Hero, an addictive game with no logical end. Thad quits after witnessing the side effects of Stan's binge gaming.
11/07/2007
01:19

Bowling Alley Gig
South ParkS11 E13

Mick, of Mick's Lanes, offers to let Kyle play Guitar Hero for free in exchange for some odd jobs around the bowling alley.
11/07/2007
01:47

Stan Hits Rock Bottom
South ParkS11 E13

Stan's supposed to break a million points for a crowd at the arcade, but he's spent the last three days abusing Heroin Hero. Too wasted to play, Stan's left alone in his own vomit being booed by the video crowd.
11/07/2007
01:23

Going Back
South ParkS11 E13

Stan is playing a driving game in hopes it'll get his mind off Guitar Hero. Once "Wayward Son" comes on the radio, all he can think about is getting his friend back.
11/07/2007
02:01

Getting the Band Back Together
South ParkS11 E13

Stan goes to the bowling alley to apologize to Kyle. They work it out and get excited about all the fun they'll have kicking Guitar Hero's ass.
11/07/2007
00:36

Randy's Chasing the Dragon
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle want to play Guitar Hero, so Stan has to use tough love, and his mom, to get his father to stop using Heroin Hero.
11/07/2007
01:16

Winning Guitar Hero?
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero, but realize they accomplished nothing after a disappointing finish.
11/07/2007
03:11

Girls Don't Have Balls
South ParkS11 E14

After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.
11/14/2007
00:15

No Grounding
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Butters' parents don't have to ground him since he isn't the ugliest boy in class.
11/14/2007
01:17

Your Mother's Nose
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Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
11/14/2007
02:08

The Ugly Kids
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Feeling like an outcast at school, Kyle takes Cartman's advice and starts to hang around the other ugly kids.
11/14/2007
01:02

Down to the Gwound
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Kyle listens to Yamal talk about wanting to burn down the school, and then attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.
11/14/2007
02:27

If It Pleases and Sparkles
South ParkS11 E14

Wendy brings Stan along to the next list making meeting so he can try to get last week's list changed. The suggestion of changing a list does not sit well with the girls.
11/14/2007
02:33

Abraham Lincoln
South ParkS11 E14

Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
11/14/2007
01:03

Uncovering a Secret
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When Wendy brings some list voting discrepancies to Rebecca's attention, Rebecca tells her to stop digging around and let it go.
11/14/2007
00:21

Kyle's School Supplies
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Kyle checks out of True Value Hardware with enough flammable liquids to burn down something the size of his school.
11/14/2007
01:43

Biggest Liars
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Wendy and Stan talk to the Secretary and Honorary Chair of the Girls' Club. After Wendy presents her evidence, the other girls threaten to discredit her and reveal the broader scope of the rigged list.
11/14/2007
03:01

It Was About Shoes!?
South ParkS11 E14

Wendy and Stan tell Kyle about the falsified list just as he's about to burn the school down. Bebe shows up with a gun, some attitude and a pair of shoes. The police show up just in time, for everyone except Kenny.
11/14/2007