South Park

Tom, It's Nicole

Season 9 E 12 • 11/16/2005

Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.

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01:46

The Foley Family
South ParkS9 E11

Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn more about gingers, but the nonginger parents seem rather disgusted by their ginger kids.
11/09/2005
01:34

Kyle's Presentation
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Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.
11/09/2005
01:20

Gingerfication
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The boys sneak into Cartman's room and make him ginger.
11/09/2005
01:04

Cartman's a Ginger
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Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.
11/09/2005
01:13

Ironic Ginger
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Cartman faces his first day as a ginger.
11/09/2005
00:56

Cartman is Cast Out
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Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.
11/09/2005
01:09

Ginger Pride
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Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.
11/09/2005
01:39

Red Power
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Cartman starts an organization called, the Ginger Separatist Movement, and the group is outraged that a non-ginger is playing the lead in "Annie."
11/09/2005
01:46

Ginger Pride Conference
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Cartman rallys the ginger kids to exterminate the non-gingers.
11/09/2005
02:02

Go Ahead, Sue Me!
South ParkS9 E12

After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
11/16/2005
00:50

Tom, It's Nicole
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With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
11/16/2005
02:43

Free Personality Test
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Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
11/16/2005
02:11

Fax These Results to Los Angeles
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Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
11/16/2005
02:59

What Scientologist Actually Believe
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The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
11/16/2005
00:51

A Bike or Not Being Depressed
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Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
11/16/2005
00:45

OT 9
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Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
11/16/2005
01:40

Thank You For Returning
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When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
11/16/2005
01:26

Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
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Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
11/16/2005
00:57

R Kelly
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Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
11/16/2005
00:55

Stan Chooses Scientology
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When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
11/16/2005
01:12

John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
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John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
11/16/2005