South Park

NOBODY Beats My Ratings!!!

Season 16 E 9 • 10/03/2012

James Cameron discovers Randy Newman at unfathomable depths. Meanwhile, Cartman confronts Tolkien about his TV show.

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01:30

That's YOU One Day, Fat Ass!!
South ParkS16 E9

The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.
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01:43

No More Living In Denial
South ParkS16 E9

Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.
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01:42

Rascal Tipping
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The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.
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00:45

Sketti And Butter
South ParkS16 E9

Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.
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01:28

The Bravest Pioneer
South ParkS16 E9

James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.
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01:12

Raise People's Awareness
South ParkS16 E9

Tolkien and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.
01:13

Here Comes Fatty Doo Doo!
South ParkS16 E9

Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.
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01:26

Where's Your Sense Of Shame?
South ParkS16 E9

Kyle confronts Tolkien about the "documentary" they made together.
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01:09

Searching For The Bar
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James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.
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01:23

I'm Gettin' A Pig Heart!!
South ParkS16 E9

Honey Boo Boo picks out her sweet new heart.
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01:36

NOBODY Beats My Ratings!!!
South ParkS16 E9

James Cameron discovers Randy Newman at unfathomable depths. Meanwhile, Cartman confronts Tolkien about his TV show.
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01:30

Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Doo Doo
South ParkS16 E9

At the First Lady's Symposium on Obesity, Cartman and Honey Boo Boo throw down.
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02:02

The Bar Has Been Raised
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James Cameron finally manages to raise the bar, causing everyone's attitude towards obesity to shift.
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00:49

Because James Cameron IS...James Cameron
South ParkS16 E9

Mr. Cameron explains the significance of his accomplishment.
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01:19

Hallo, Dis Is Varashnu
South ParkS16 E10

Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.
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01:13

You Like Your Package Ma'am?!
South ParkS16 E10

Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.
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01:39

I SAW THEM!!
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Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.
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01:16

The Milk Man's Come Back
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The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.
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02:05

There's Dangerous People Out There
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Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.
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00:59

Security Breach
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Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.
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01:33

You Want That Milk Pasteurized?
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Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.
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