South Park

President's Statement

Season 1 E 6 • 09/17/1997

John Warsog addresses the "Terrance and Phillip" protesters.

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01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
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At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
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The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
09/17/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
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Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
09/17/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
South ParkS1 E6

"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
09/17/1997
00:50

Chef Won't Touch It
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The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
09/17/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
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The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
09/17/1997
01:02

Grandpa's Desperate
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The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.
09/17/1997
00:43

Media Coverage
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The media finds out about Stan's grandpa and are lead to believe it is because of "Terrance and Phillip." Kyle's mom organizes protesters and Kenny's diarrhea spreads.
09/17/1997
00:31

Cartoon Central
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Mrs. Broflovski leads the "Terrance and Phillip" protest while explosive diarrhea spreads though the protestors.
09/17/1997
01:21

Old Age Experience
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Grandpa locks Stan in a room and plays him Enya to illustrate the nightmare that is old age. Stan agrees to kill him after the experience.
09/17/1997
00:53

President's Statement
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The president of Cartoon Central, John Warsog, addresses the protesters. Diarrhea continues to spread like wildfire.
09/17/1997
00:58

The Cow Pulley
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The boys try to simulate a natural death by dropping a cow on Grandpa's head. The first protestor kills himself against the wall of Cartoon Central.
09/17/1997
00:54

Death Appears
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Grandpa is about to die, but Death shows up and goes after the boys instead.
09/17/1997
01:15

Fearing Death
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Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.
09/17/1997
00:48

Death Has a Sense of Humor
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Death stops chasing the boys to catch a bit of "Terrance and Phillip." He and the boys laugh at the show together.
09/17/1997
00:49

The Smell of Victory
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The protesters continue to kill themselves, but it is the stench of the protesters' diarrhea that makes Cartoon Central take "Terrance and Phillip" off the air.
09/17/1997
01:39

The Ghost of Grandpa's Grandpa
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Death gets so mad about "Terrance and Phillip" that he kills Kenny. Grandpa's grandpa appears as a ghost and tells him to let nature run its course.
09/17/1997
01:08

There's Always Something
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The parents discover that "She's the Sheriff" is a dirty show too. Grandpa decides to go to Africa in hopes of being eaten alive.
09/17/1997
01:51

Celebrity Judge: Tina Yothers
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Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.
10/29/1997
02:26

Worcestershire Sauce Emergency Hotline
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The boys start killing zombies until Kyle realizes that only the original one needs to die. He kills Kenny and ends the terror.
10/29/1997
01:36

Candy Master
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The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
10/29/1997